My first gerbil only had half a tailand kept biting me, miserable sod.
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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38,
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I used to work in a pet shopand I discovered that 99% of all hamsters are cunts.
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wayward.,
Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:40,
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