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Recent front page messages:
Brian knew he could always impress the ladies
with his dapper headwear and sexy moves.
(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 23:50, More)
with his dapper headwear and sexy moves.
(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 23:50, More)
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I've just been listening to 'If I owned a midget' by Benefit. If you have Kazaa, go get it. You will thank me. Night night.
(Fri 31st Jan 2003, 1:10, More)
I've just been listening to 'If I owned a midget' by Benefit. If you have Kazaa, go get it. You will thank me. Night night.
(Fri 31st Jan 2003, 1:10, More)
The Urban Chameleon
found its special talent a little less useful than its jungle cousins.
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 14:20, More)
found its special talent a little less useful than its jungle cousins.
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 14:20, More)
Not many people realise
that Tigger is based on a real animal.
Clicky for ridiculously big (Nearly 800K)
(Sun 12th Jan 2003, 18:29, More)
that Tigger is based on a real animal.
Clicky for ridiculously big (Nearly 800K)
(Sun 12th Jan 2003, 18:29, More)
Chocolate chip wookie, anyone?
Don't worry, I didn't even take my coat off.
(Fri 22nd Nov 2002, 16:59, More)
Don't worry, I didn't even take my coat off.
(Fri 22nd Nov 2002, 16:59, More)
This has been in my head for a long time
Probably should have stayed there
Edit: Woo! My second front page! That just proves... um, something. I'm not sure what.
(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 16:37, More)
Probably should have stayed there
Edit: Woo! My second front page! That just proves... um, something. I'm not sure what.
(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 16:37, More)
After an unfortunate accident in the New Mexico desert...
...Marvin came to a grisly end.
(Sat 26th Oct 2002, 19:27, More)
...Marvin came to a grisly end.
(Sat 26th Oct 2002, 19:27, More)
Best answers to questions:
» The last thing that made me cry
I honestly can't remember the last time I properly cried
but if I'm on my own I get all choked up about anything vaguely emotional on the shallowest of films or TV shows.
And I came really close once when I was waiting for a bus thinking about - not listening to, just thinking about - the lyrics to 'Do You Realize' by The Flaming Lips
Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round...
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 20:57, More)
I honestly can't remember the last time I properly cried
but if I'm on my own I get all choked up about anything vaguely emotional on the shallowest of films or TV shows.
And I came really close once when I was waiting for a bus thinking about - not listening to, just thinking about - the lyrics to 'Do You Realize' by The Flaming Lips
Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round...
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 20:57, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Glooooooo...
ooooooooooooo...
ooooooooooooo..
oooooooooooooria
Oh Santa lives in Chelsea.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 13:51, More)
Glooooooo...
ooooooooooooo...
ooooooooooooo..
oooooooooooooria
Oh Santa lives in Chelsea.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 13:51, More)
» Beautiful Moments
Glastonbury 2004
Oasis are playing on the main stage.
Me and my mate are on the opposite side of the site in a tent, getting stoned and drinking tea whilst playing Cat's Cradle with three girls we'd just met that night. Awesome.
(Sat 12th Mar 2005, 13:31, More)
Glastonbury 2004
Oasis are playing on the main stage.
Me and my mate are on the opposite side of the site in a tent, getting stoned and drinking tea whilst playing Cat's Cradle with three girls we'd just met that night. Awesome.
(Sat 12th Mar 2005, 13:31, More)
» Booze Related Disasters
Not exactly a disaster, more " the most drunk I've ever been" but here we go
My 19th birthday - first one at university. It started out quite normally - a couple of beers, nothing silly. Then one of flatmates decided to make me a 'special' drink involving everything he could find in the kitchen. Cider, lager, vodka, blackcurrant. Garlic. Chilli. And other stuff I can't even remember.
I managed to drink a whole pint of this stuff before we headed off to the union club. Things are a little hazy after this. I know Aftershocks and further pints were involved, but only because I've seen photos.
Apparently we were eventually asked to leave because I kept falling asleep and threatening to throw up in a pint glass.
My next clear memory is waking up at 7 the next morning, semi-naked, curled up in my duvet in the corridor outside my room. I literally couldn't talk and I spent a good half an hour wandering around trying to find an explanation of my situation. Naturally I ended up knelt in front of the toilet bowl for what felt like hours, puking my guts out. But this was no normal vomit. Well, not all of it. In amongst the usual stuff were these huge white chunks of something. I assume it was some sort of stomach lining but I'm still not sure to this day. I couldn't even smell alcohol for the next week or so without retching.
A lot of other stuff happened that night apparently, involving nakedness and more vomitting, but I have no memory of it at all.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 4:04, More)
Not exactly a disaster, more " the most drunk I've ever been" but here we go
My 19th birthday - first one at university. It started out quite normally - a couple of beers, nothing silly. Then one of flatmates decided to make me a 'special' drink involving everything he could find in the kitchen. Cider, lager, vodka, blackcurrant. Garlic. Chilli. And other stuff I can't even remember.
I managed to drink a whole pint of this stuff before we headed off to the union club. Things are a little hazy after this. I know Aftershocks and further pints were involved, but only because I've seen photos.
Apparently we were eventually asked to leave because I kept falling asleep and threatening to throw up in a pint glass.
My next clear memory is waking up at 7 the next morning, semi-naked, curled up in my duvet in the corridor outside my room. I literally couldn't talk and I spent a good half an hour wandering around trying to find an explanation of my situation. Naturally I ended up knelt in front of the toilet bowl for what felt like hours, puking my guts out. But this was no normal vomit. Well, not all of it. In amongst the usual stuff were these huge white chunks of something. I assume it was some sort of stomach lining but I'm still not sure to this day. I couldn't even smell alcohol for the next week or so without retching.
A lot of other stuff happened that night apparently, involving nakedness and more vomitting, but I have no memory of it at all.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 4:04, More)