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(Thu 10th Mar 2005, 20:01, More)

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(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 22:24, More)

Number 2 in a sort of series. Number 1
(Sat 8th Nov 2003, 12:29, More)

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Bit of headswappage

(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 22:07, More)

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» Best Comebacks

This bloke looked at me funny

So I stabbed him
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 19:50, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

I honestly can't remember the last time I properly cried
but if I'm on my own I get all choked up about anything vaguely emotional on the shallowest of films or TV shows.

And I came really close once when I was waiting for a bus thinking about - not listening to, just thinking about - the lyrics to 'Do You Realize' by The Flaming Lips

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round...
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 20:57, More)

» Singing the wrong words


Oh Santa lives in Chelsea.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 13:51, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Glastonbury 2004
Oasis are playing on the main stage.
Me and my mate are on the opposite side of the site in a tent, getting stoned and drinking tea whilst playing Cat's Cradle with three girls we'd just met that night. Awesome.
(Sat 12th Mar 2005, 13:31, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

Not exactly a disaster, more " the most drunk I've ever been" but here we go
My 19th birthday - first one at university. It started out quite normally - a couple of beers, nothing silly. Then one of flatmates decided to make me a 'special' drink involving everything he could find in the kitchen. Cider, lager, vodka, blackcurrant. Garlic. Chilli. And other stuff I can't even remember.
I managed to drink a whole pint of this stuff before we headed off to the union club. Things are a little hazy after this. I know Aftershocks and further pints were involved, but only because I've seen photos.
Apparently we were eventually asked to leave because I kept falling asleep and threatening to throw up in a pint glass.
My next clear memory is waking up at 7 the next morning, semi-naked, curled up in my duvet in the corridor outside my room. I literally couldn't talk and I spent a good half an hour wandering around trying to find an explanation of my situation. Naturally I ended up knelt in front of the toilet bowl for what felt like hours, puking my guts out. But this was no normal vomit. Well, not all of it. In amongst the usual stuff were these huge white chunks of something. I assume it was some sort of stomach lining but I'm still not sure to this day. I couldn't even smell alcohol for the next week or so without retching.
A lot of other stuff happened that night apparently, involving nakedness and more vomitting, but I have no memory of it at all.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 4:04, More)
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