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# The purple kitten did not know what it was, nor did it care...


...it just knew that this thing had to be destroyed for the good of mankind.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# do it kitty
do it
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# ..... slowly
play with him a bit first
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# "oo yes
thwow him to the floow please"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# and then
stwike him - vewy wuffly
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Are you all students?
.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I are teh be teh student (teh)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# That's YTS universities for you!
.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# GO! kitty
Put us all out of our misery!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I'll do one later showing the results,
but for now, I'm going to go and do some work, so I've at least got a chance of passing my exams!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Repost.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Timmy Mallet.
Still hanging round like a fart in a phone booth.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I think Timmy Mallet was ace
no, really, I do.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# i think
he was a cunt.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# no fucking soul
that's your fucking problem.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# stouffer is right
and you are sadly deluded. :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I just sitck up blindly
for Mancunians. I sometimes wish I didn't. :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# How could you?
That place is BUMBERG!

I hate it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Do you have a frog in your throat?
Giving too many blowjobs to Sacha Distel.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# urgh!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# You too, huh!
What's happening in the world?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# omg the bumberg
trials. how could I forget
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Were you acquitted?
Eventually?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Are you mental?
He reeked of pure evil.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:58, archived)
# go on kitty!
could be my cat with hair that colour
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Slow and painful please...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# annoying
He was just really annoying. I wonder what he is doing now
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# He's rocking up and down...
...in a home for old soldiers.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Lying under Blackfriar's Bridge in a puddle of
his own making, one hopes.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Timmy! This calls for a


repost!

(What was going through my head to have Timmy Mallett with Wogan's wig, a miniature tightrope walker and spikey fingers? Well, that's insomnia for you...)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)