Got it...Tell her that her boyfriend is hitting on one of your other flatmates, and that, er, she's coming on to him too because she's aroused by all the cigarette smoke and dirty plates.
That should fix the boyf, cigs and dishes problems all in one fell swoop.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:59,
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That should fix the boyf, cigs and dishes problems all in one fell swoop.
Problems:1. The rest of us are all boys
2. We're all straight. Well I have my suspicions about one of them but he's so good at blowjobs I would never confront him.
3. Doesn't tie the bike in.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:03,
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2. We're all straight. Well I have my suspicions about one of them but he's so good at blowjobs I would never confront him.
3. Doesn't tie the bike in.
Next time she leaves a dirtyplate in the kitchen pick it up and smash it over her head. Fag butts up the nose.
Seriously, the only way you're gonna get her out is by ganging up on her. Who cares if she never speaks to you again, or chucks paint on the front door on her way out? She's the one being the pain in the arse, not you lot, so don't let her intimidate you all.
(Seriously, the only way you're gonna get her out is by ganging up on her. Who cares if she never speaks to you again, or chucks paint on the front door on her way out? She's the one being the pain in the arse, not you lot, so don't let her intimidate you all.
witchy is covered in BEES,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:09,
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