Hah.
I only did it 'cos I saw my mum yesterday and the first thing she said was 'where's my birthday card then you bad daughter?'
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:17,
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I once rang my Mum in triumph
to say 'Happy Birthday Mum! I remembered!'
The short reply was 'No you didn't. Mine is on the 4th. The 7th was Cindy's birthday. Bye.'
Cindy was the family dog.
It had died 14yrs previously.
oops.
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:22,
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ahahahaha!
HAHAHAHHA!
You made an utter spoon out of yourself but made me larf!
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?,
Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:31,
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