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# tragic story
my dad was a balloonist who just ballooned once too many times and popped. Me mam exploded with grief. And little Timmy the orphan... well we don't speak of THAT
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I think you should.
Right here, right now.

Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# oh the pain
little... l-little timmy......

got run over by a rampant horny john major who just wasn't getting enough.

ooh the pain of it all


and cellery
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# fact.
Never keep celery in a cellar under -14 degrees C.

Some russian dude once did that and it all fucked up.

Or maybe it was tin. Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Damn it


i'd better hide the asparagus from paula then
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)