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# I know.
But I think that I shall now pretend to be the police at every oppertunity and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# that's a crime in itself you know.
phone the police and tell them you saw somneone impersonating a police officer, they might take you for another car ride.
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# even if it was ME
doing the impersonating? We've got a loveley bedroom mirror and I've spent all evening in front of it going "Roight! Yore Nicked!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# sorry dude
they don't let paddies in the met. you'd be sussed straight away.
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# What what?
My dear chap, thats frightfully uncouth of the MET what what?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# that's what i said.
bvut thank you lucky stars you're not black, or they'd have kicked the fuck out of you by now.
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)