Dear Professor,Would that technology work with, say, a penguin?
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Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:13,
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You would needto adjust the voltage for penguin size/volume in order to achieve the correct
optic growth curve. Personally I would recommend 30,000 of Her Majesty's
Finest Volts for an Emporer Penguin, whereas a smaller
tufted penguin may only require 10,000 or so.
I have also discovered that the application of large voltage to rabbits also induces
the production of a small currant from the rear of the rabbit. Tests continue.
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Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:37,
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optic growth curve. Personally I would recommend 30,000 of Her Majesty's
Finest Volts for an Emporer Penguin, whereas a smaller
tufted penguin may only require 10,000 or so.
I have also discovered that the application of large voltage to rabbits also induces
the production of a small currant from the rear of the rabbit. Tests continue.