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# If you get a leech,
salt will kill it, but they tend to vomit into your bloodstream if you kill them while they are 'on the job'...

gently detach the head using a knife blade or fingernail, the leech will only be hanging on by it's tail then. Flick it away & KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# is that
y your looking for a new job?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# yes
he mistook his boss for a leech....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# No,
I mistook my boss for someone who gave a shit that he was in charge of a nepotistic incestuous organisation.

I'm now on borrowed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Its a matter of
what's preferable:
leech vomit in your blood
or leech heads hanging off your skin
/me votes for not going anywhere near leeches
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)