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# didn't do much
for the size of his hampton though did it?

or maybe he liked a good Puff because he could never sexually satisfy the opposite sex.
(Osiris, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# no, true
he used to get handjobs off venus de milo but...
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# The ancient Greeks amd Romans
found the idea of a large penis both disgusting and laughable. Probably because they were all busy buggering each other and didn't want it to hurt too much.

David is designed to appear like an ancient statue and so has a small cock.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)