1. kittens bring half-dead moths into your kitchen and play with them.
2. kittens are often afraid of bigger cats.
3. kittens miaow outside your room at 4am.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50,
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lol!
Kittens jump on your head and bite your hair on Sunday mornings, 100% FACT
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51,
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You have a thing for half dead moths...?
Must be a Leeds thing.
I missed something out of this reply, and now I can;t for the life of me remember what it was.... assume it was fantastically witty and amusing though.
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Tart Monkey,
Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:57,
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