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# i'm going to be a graduate
but i'm not going to wear a stupid hat
cos the stupid hat is thirty quid
i won't pay that, i'd be daft if i did
and if i was daft, they'd take my degree
they'd lock me up and throw away the key
so i'm going to go as nature intended
stark bollock naked, with my beard hair untended
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:21, archived)
# You should make a hat...
...or if you like, I will lend you my pirate disguise.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)
# i have a pirate disguise
but of course you wouldn't realise this. every time you've seen me in the pirate disguise, you've had no inkling that i was secretly a spacefish. yarr!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Yarr...
...that be cunning!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)