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# Why did your old man say that?
Was he some kind of bird-rapist? And why doesn't he do it any more? Nasty incident with a Mallard I'll bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)
# it's one of those family
stories where the room goes deathly quiet
and the eyes shift nervously around the
room.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)
# and you take the sherry
away from your dad...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)
# closely followed by
the crack pipe
*no dad it's my turn*
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Sherry being your
9-year-old cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Oh you bastard
that's just too bloody funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)
# words fail me
arf
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)