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# why?
my landline got cut off when i was at uni for two weeks. hence a mobile.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# if you wanted people to phone you,
you'd stay at home. if you want to meet people, then you'd leave the house.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# so, i've gone to the pub to meet people.
but! my mate's on a train that has broken down. he quickly whips out his mobile and txts: "train broken. going to be hour late". so i know he's not just forgotten.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# what's wrong with your carrier pigeon?
fuckass.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# i fucked it in the ass.
obviously.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# har har!
you got my sloppy seconds!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)