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# The battery life is rubbish,
but you should hear the ringtones!

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Hello, I My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# trigger happy?
very good as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# HELLO?
WHAT? NO, I'M IN THE CINEMA!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# quality
(that is all)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)
# you
should be coming to manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# eh?
I should?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# i'd show you
puny..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# hang on...
you live around the corner from me (sort of) - why do I need to go to Manchester to be shown puny?

"Oh Man-ches-ter
So much to ans-wer forrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:27, archived)
# woo
now if you just animated the speakers..
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# heh
might persuade me to get a phone. Maybe....

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Wooooooooo
thats tops
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i love it!
where can i buy four?

But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# woo -
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I've been on holiday
and way too busy at work these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# mobile telephones
are a blight upon the land. why can't you just talk to people? text messages? what's the fucking point of that? it's a telephone, use it to telephone someone! why can't you just wait till you meet that person? it's not like you've got something wonderful and profound to say, and if you did, then it should be said to their face, and it's not like anyone else around you cares.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)
# i can't talk to them face to face when
they're miles and miles and miles away..
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# use a land line.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# you see,
i quite like the humble payphone.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# much more expensive
than using a mobile. Don't have them on trains, buses, etc.

Oh and they smell. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# why?
my landline got cut off when i was at uni for two weeks. hence a mobile.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# if you wanted people to phone you,
you'd stay at home. if you want to meet people, then you'd leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# so, i've gone to the pub to meet people.
but! my mate's on a train that has broken down. he quickly whips out his mobile and txts: "train broken. going to be hour late". so i know he's not just forgotten.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# what's wrong with your carrier pigeon?
fuckass.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# i fucked it in the ass.
obviously.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# har har!
you got my sloppy seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# a landline is no use
if i am not near a landline.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# face to face sold here?
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# yeah
fucking messageboards...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# oooh
hark at you!






/handbag
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# less chance of frying your brain
if you text message I suppose, and there are a few recruitment agencies I wouldn`t want to meet, cos I`d be tempted to dander in with a couple of pounds of semtex strapped to my personage!

but - I have a normal, and quiet ringtone on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# now ringtone
tunes, they ARE shit. ring ring dammit! its a phone not a fucking portable shit midi player.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# 100% FACT!
Plus, you know that thing you piss about all day on at work chatting to people, the internet? Why do you want people to be able to bug you on the train/at the cinema/in the pub as well?

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# i don't know if you realise
but there is an off button on most phones.
Or you could just not answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I do
I'd rather just not have people say next time I see them "Why is your mobile always switched off, moan, winge, whine, complain?"
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# if i were you, i'd get better mates.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I think I know
where to start.....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# look, i've told you.
you can't move in with me!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# i would recommend
different chums.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)
# yeah
I think the Off button is a fantastic invention - especially when you also turn off voice mail! My bird has a mobile, two phone lines, and two phones.

.... WHY!?

All she gets is cold sellers calling, and still hasn`t quite learned my technique of

"Hello? Yes? Uh huh? No thanks - would you do me a favour and fuck off?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# blimeh.
thought you were gay.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# watch it you
and you too, MARTIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:29, archived)
# i find mobiles come in handy
sometimes.
I'm sorry, but i do.

Mine helps me find my brother or friends.

And if they don't want to be found, they don't have to answer.
Simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# indeed.
mine even came equipped with an 'off' switch.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# it's odd how
most people use that switch when i try to ring them.


*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# aww.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:28, archived)
# text messages are all i use
i would be much happier if they removed the phone bit altogether. in fact, i'd be happier if everyone stopped voice comms completely. and video comms, they're worse.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# text and e-mail only
it's a utopia we can only dream of.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# vocal cords should be removed at birth
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# how was your holiday mate?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# great, but 35+ degrees
It was the same sort of temperature that I imagine hell to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:25, archived)
# back in the saddle mr slim
and as expertly ridden as ever.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)
# that note of praise
actually disturbs me, for no apparent reason.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# you've been flirting
outrageously with slim all day.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)
# i haven't.
i asked him if he wanted to be offered, 'sex'.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# he's
only human
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:23, archived)
# theres only one think for that

I want that phone
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# HEHEHEHEHE
WTF is that??!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Nice woo
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)
# brillistic
and excellous
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# woo
<rant>but don't leave it on your fucking desk when you go to lunch so it rings every five minutes and drives all your colleagues to the brink of incoherence</rant>
(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)
# the brink of incoherence
I woo that
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:22, archived)
# just logged in
and that has made me smile muchly. top work as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:01, archived)
# fucking
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 8:56, archived)