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# dead kitty!
*sniff*

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3061243.stm
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
There was a horrid little 4 year old in the paper yesterday who flushed a kitten down the loo :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# What a little shitebag.
Where'd he live?

Can we lock him in a car outside a daycare centre to bake slowly to death?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# can't remember where he lived
but he oughta be strung up...mutter...greumble
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# you live in norn iron
surely you know 'someone'...?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# hehe!
funny thing is, it is actually really easy to sort that out here, if you're that way inclined
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i know.
when i started going out with a derry girl, that's one of the first things she mentioned...
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# oooh!
Derry/Londonderry's a bit rough. We call Derry "Stroke City" here so as not to offend either side.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i met a norn iron blokey and said, "my girlfriend's from derry"
he said, "i think you mean londonderry"
i said, "i'm not shagging you, so i'll call it what she likes"
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# fun personal fact:
every girlfriend i've ever had has been an older, shorter catholic. except the first one, who was a month younger than me.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hmm....
how tall are you? ;-P
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Thats really sad!
Poor thing...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# contract killing??
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# That's a shame.
He was such a distinguished-looking little fellow, too.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# heh.
he looks like russian kitty from 'cats & dogs'...

"no, little puppydog. it is YOU who is in trouble!"
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)