at least coffee's consistent
you never know if tea will be drinkable or not
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:45,
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no, that was an attempt to sum up how i feel this morning.
blah. when i left smirny's, slim was asleep on one sofa, misteralfie asleep on another, my mate joe asleep in the garden, and about three other people dotted about the living room.
and then i managed to lock myself between smirny's front door and the house front door so had to wake him up by banging on the door, loudly.
so i got home about quarter past three. and now.... bleh.
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:51,
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and then i managed to lock myself between smirny's front door and the house front door so had to wake him up by banging on the door, loudly.
so i got home about quarter past three. and now.... bleh.
well
a phone call and some interwebbiness but there's the small matter of the Irish see being in the way until Thursday
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:06,
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Have you just got your degree then?
Or are you just over-qualified in fluffiness? Both, I'd imagine.
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:41,
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Batsgirl emailed me my certificate last night
I believe I am now fully qualified to handle kittens and rabbits :)
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:43,
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to be honest
I think I'd rather avoid the tail region.
So, where's everyone's favourite pachyderm today?
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:46,
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So, where's everyone's favourite pachyderm today?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
There was a horrid little 4 year old in the paper yesterday who flushed a kitten down the loo :(
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:49,
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What a little shitebag.
Where'd he live?
Can we lock him in a car outside a daycare centre to bake slowly to death?
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:50,
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Can we lock him in a car outside a daycare centre to bake slowly to death?
can't remember where he lived
but he oughta be strung up...mutter...greumble
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:53,
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hehe!
funny thing is, it is actually really easy to sort that out here, if you're that way inclined
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:55,
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i know.
when i started going out with a derry girl, that's one of the first things she mentioned...
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:57,
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oooh!
Derry/Londonderry's a bit rough. We call Derry "Stroke City" here so as not to offend either side.
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:59,
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i met a norn iron blokey and said, "my girlfriend's from derry"
he said, "i think you mean londonderry"
i said, "i'm not shagging you, so i'll call it what she likes"
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:00,
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i said, "i'm not shagging you, so i'll call it what she likes"
fun personal fact:
every girlfriend i've ever had has been an older, shorter catholic. except the first one, who was a month younger than me.
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:08,
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heh.
he looks like russian kitty from 'cats & dogs'...
"no, little puppydog. it is YOU who is in trouble!"
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Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:01,
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"no, little puppydog. it is YOU who is in trouble!"