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# 'The severe heat and heavy petting have been causing distress to the animals'
no shit!
used to have a sign at the local swimming pool that said 'no heavy petting'
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# used to?
you mean now it's allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)
# nah
they knocked it down
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hey! fuck the heavy petting!
i'm off to dive-bomb!

yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.....
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# actually
there's a difference between "fucking" and "heavy petting".

Both are more fun than dive-bombing in my opinion though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yeah but you're a girl.
what do you know about dive-bombing?
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# true
I concede that yes, I am female.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# thus i win.
that's the second time tonight.

maybe it's me.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# sorry, but
dive bombing ?
/looks stoopid
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)