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# A statement
Made on behalf of Smash Mash The Cockney Robot:

'Dear readers/viewers

Everything has to come to an end, especially comic persona names. Times have changed, people have moved on, and names no longer fit.

That is why froma specially commisioned report a name change was best thought of as a way of changing this poor boarders tired old stick.

And so the time has come for Smash Mash Cockney Robot to be retired, and to be replaced with a more coherant stratergy and name.

After testing with focus groups, the name imtypingonakeyboard won on count of both merit and usefulness in its ironic tone.

I would like to thank everyone who has dissed the SMash Mash name over the past year and a few months, and hope they can continue with the virtual badger baiting of imtypingonakeyboard

Thank you for your eye time, now twat off.

Lots of love and hate in equal measures

Smash Mash Cockney Robot (RIP)'

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