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# More XML Feed Crazyness

b3ta.v76host.com/google

The bbc site has too much content to fill - google doesn't have enough for everything on b3ta :p. I fitted in the weblog, latest posts from the board and a couple of front page things.

Sorry, logo isnt that good but graphics aren't my thing.
(oliciv, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Forget bout
The graphics, cheers for the code matey
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:27, archived)
# That's a bit woo!
I really like the BBC one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:28, archived)
# that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Clever
like it. Is this likely to stay up long?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:29, archived)
# And what about the page?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Are you
Implying he will need Viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Are you implying
That I was being euphemistic?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:35, archived)
# I just
Wanted to know if I should forward such emails I get on to someone who needs em ;)
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:45, archived)
# you giving up the Smash Mash all together now?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:36, archived)
# A statement
Made on behalf of Smash Mash The Cockney Robot:

"Dear readers/viewers

Everything has to come to an end, especially comic persona names. Times have changed, people have moved on, and names no longer fit.

That is why froma specially commisioned report a name change was best thought of as a way of changing this poor boarders tired old stick.

And so the time has come for Smash Mash Cockney Robot to be retired, and to be replaced with a more coherant stratergy and name.

After testing with focus groups, the name imtypingonakeyboard won on count of both merit and usefulness in its ironic tone.

I would like to thank everyone who has dissed the SMash Mash name over the past year and a few months, and hope they can continue with the virtual badger baiting of imtypingonakeyboard

Thank you for your eye time, now twat off.

Lots of love and hate in equal measures

Smash Mash Cockney Robot (RIP)"

Yes I cant speel, and no it wasnt funny was it, ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:43, archived)
# fucking
gaylord!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# You are
So more gay.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# your pink
underpants are the gayest
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Your pink
Specs and matcing loafers are uber gay
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# It should stay up as long as v76host is around.


*should* :p
(oliciv, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Does it dynamicly change the code of the page around?
If it does, can I nick the code for whogivesatoss.com ?


// EDIT - WOW, that is soo cool.
// Where is the XML file?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:30, archived)
# it's linked to in the newsletter
i didn't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:34, archived)
# the xml files...
are at www.b3ta.com/xml
(oliciv, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:51, archived)
# that's very clever
you geek boy you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I`m
gonna do one

(maybe)


and it`ll be uber gay!

any time "supermoore" occurs, it`ll say "that gay cunt supermoore" instead, and any time "martian" occurs, it`ll say "that ginger cunt martian"

oh how I shall laugh! ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# brillant, just brillant
I was going to do something similar, oh well time to think of something else
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:32, archived)
# You could always
do your similar thing and think up some new ideas that I could steal ;-)
(oliciv, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:54, archived)
# very
clever!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Bugger
that link crashes IE every time I click it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Oooh clever!
My "it's not fark, it's b3ta.com" is now working again after somebody's front page mucked it up :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)