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# dialogue from last night, in a bar, with my very attractive but totally unatainable friend lily and her very attractive friend (and my new friend) jess
LILY: mike, you remember jess? (introduces her very attractive friend)
MIKE: no, i don't think we've ever met
LILY: yes you have. on friday night you licked her entire face
MIKE: did i? oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:00, archived)
# did
she let u do it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:14, archived)
# no
but she showed me her ass.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:18, archived)
# too...many...donkey...jokes...
but wouldn't let u lick it....?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:22, archived)
# let me put it this way.
on saturday i may well be telling you that story.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:25, archived)
# my fiance's called
Jess

No wonder she had a sticky face the other night...


(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:23, archived)
# heh heh
thing is, i found out after that she is only sixteen.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:24, archived)
# my jess
is only 36
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:26, archived)
# probably
a different jess. does yours have a tattoo on her ass?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:27, archived)
# no
but she has a pierced belly button
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:45, archived)
# u dirty old man
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:28, archived)
# fuck yeah
i just wish i remembered licking her.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:34, archived)