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# What sound does a Cow with no lips make?
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There are 4 potatoes on a kitchen side, Mummy potato and 3 baby potatoes. Mummy potato says to baby potato one;
'who do you want to marry when you get older?'
'I think I'll marry a King Edward!' replied baby potato one
'Good choice, most regal, probably loaded too' replied Mother potato. 'Baby potato two, what about you?'
'I think I'll marry a Jersey Royal' said baby potato two
'Fabulous.' said the mother, 'Good pedigree, lovely home. Very loyal husbands. Baby potato three, who would you like to marry?'
'I think I'd like to marry Des Lynam' said baby potato three
'You can't do that!' shoutsa Mother potato; 'He's only a common 'tater!'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# now
that was funny.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)