ok.
What's white and slimy and found in little boys underpants? Michael
Jackson's hand.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Jackanory offered Sandy from Holby City a job just before she died. They
were impressed she could do 4 storeys in 5 seconds
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Lambkin,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:05,
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