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# its girls
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Oh dear.
Well, have a manly *hug* and pull up a kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# :-(
They're the cause of so much fun and yet so much pain ain't they?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# dont give me no fun
damn curvy bitches
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Hmm
that *may* be your problem...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# i am probably the nicest person
you will ever meet. short of people who actually give to charity and do volunteer work and the like.

asked a girl out yesterday. what did she say? oh but your like my best friend. wonderful. hasnt actually said no, which pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Ah, okay then
I take it back.

The "best friend" line is a bummer. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# could have just given us a straight no
would have made things a lot easier. instead i am now going to be confronted by lots of awkward glances and silences for a while. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Girls are evil like that
They never give blokey straight answers...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Avoid her,
and send her text messages saying she smells.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ...or snog
her best mate... /evil
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Sleep with her dad.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Or masturbate on her bed
and leave your sex wee on the covers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)