joke:englishman, irishman and an american on top of the empire states building
theyve all been drinking and are pretty drunk
the american goes to the other two 'did you know, when youve had a few, you can jump off this building, fly round it, and land right back in the same spot?' the irishman goes 'bollocks can you. waddya think i am, stupid or something?'
so he goes 'watch, ill show you'
he then climbs on the barrier, jumps off, flies round the building, and lands in exactly the same spot
the irishman goes 'fucking hell! Ill have to try that!'
climbs on the barrier, jumps off and plummets to his death
the englishman looks over the edge at the 8 foot wide pizza on the floor, then turns to the american and says:
'fuck me superman, youre a bastard when your pissed...'
(theyve all been drinking and are pretty drunk
the american goes to the other two 'did you know, when youve had a few, you can jump off this building, fly round it, and land right back in the same spot?' the irishman goes 'bollocks can you. waddya think i am, stupid or something?'
so he goes 'watch, ill show you'
he then climbs on the barrier, jumps off, flies round the building, and lands in exactly the same spot
the irishman goes 'fucking hell! Ill have to try that!'
climbs on the barrier, jumps off and plummets to his death
the englishman looks over the edge at the 8 foot wide pizza on the floor, then turns to the american and says:
'fuck me superman, youre a bastard when your pissed...'
PMGT -Bacon.,
Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:44,
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yay!even better all in one Paragraph!
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:55,
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thx TomI've needed a new joke for a while now
you heading to Chicago any time soon? sorry if I've missed this topic and you must rehash, but one must know...
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Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:01,
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you heading to Chicago any time soon? sorry if I've missed this topic and you must rehash, but one must know...
new?that's at *least* 20 years old.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:22,
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You forgot the part......where he explains it'll be safe because of the strong updraught.
You silly.
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Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:04,
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You silly.
Tom - you still up?I've got a funny story for you about Dickybird.
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:22,
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