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# yay robots!
i want to go out in the sun and frolic
but i can't cos i'm alcoholic
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# if you want to go out and play on the grass
then soak a sponge with vodka and lodge it up your ass.
your colon will absorb the alky nicely and you'll still have both hands free to wank as you type this!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# me too
been sitting inside all day with my crate of beer. now i'm unemployed, i need a hobby.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)