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# ideally a cat playing a guitar itself
but that would be a nice second choice :)
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Well...
...I often cough up hairballs on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# yes
but can you chase your own tail?
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# How...
...on earth did you know about my tail? My Doctor promised that the operation would be kept confidential.

I can fight bits of string.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# you're hired!
I pay in fish and bread bag twist-ties.
Can you start on Wednesday?
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Keep the fish...
...bread bag twist ties are more than any man could desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)