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[challenge entry] Makes a great gift!
When the boss is away, pull out this little number and cut
strokes off your game! Your friends will be impressed with
your score and amused by the monkey's hilariously
horrified screams!



From the Executive Toy challenge. See all 125 entries (closed)

(kookoobirdz, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# cool as fook m8
can you use it on midgets too?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# I don't think so.
But squirrels do fit nicely in the little chair. Otherwise you should really stick to spider monkeys, lemurs, etc.
(kookoobirdz, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# oh well
what about marmots?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# Again,
they're a bit too wide at the hip. The company may come out with various accessories in the future, including alternative chairs for differently sized torture subjects. But really, you're missing the point. This is purely designed to improve your game. What captive creature you torture is really secondary.
(kookoobirdz, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# i disagree
maybe an eagle or an albatross seat would work then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# that's a beaut.
love the warning detail.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)