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# evening
i have a brand new laptop, but it is in a cardboard box which i cannot open for a week. this makes me irate.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I have
a brand new combine harvester.
Oh arhh.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# that's wonderful
just in time for the harvest, too.
i'd love a combine harvester myself.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
#
lend me the key.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# by the time you get to use it, it will be obsolete
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# by the time it had left the shop
it was time to throw it in the bin.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaamen brother!
Praise the Lord! Testify!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# By the time I get to Phoenix
It'll be rising!!!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# will you not developt hands
for another week or something?

this is a 0% serious question
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# a level results day in a week
if i don't get to uni, it's refundable if the box isn't even opened. at least the guy in the shop said so.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# haven't you got an offer from oxford?
you are definitely going to a uni.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# yes i have
but my insurance is still only ABB, and i hear the OCR board have fucked up again this year.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# ah i see
i'm on my semi-new laptop now

i'm developing cancer of the thighs
(, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)