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# Ostrich racing...
...requires really small jockeys:

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:21, archived)
# and a sturdy helmet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:23, archived)
# That sky...
...has just frightened me. Thank you :)

Edit: its gone now, and I look silly...
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:24, archived)
# its woo!
but aren't ostriches really big anyway? like 5 feet tall at the shoulder, so you wouldn't need small jockeys. /pedant
but the point of the post is a jockey on an osrich, and both the execution and the idea are woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:24, archived)
# I was thinking...
...they'd have to be a similar size compared to the ostrich as a horse jockey was to a horse :)

Edit: if so, the scale in my piccie is wrong :|
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:25, archived)
# no, could be a young ostrich
or I could be wrong about ostrich sizes altogether. i still think its woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:31, archived)