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# Nah
It'll be one of these days
*shows glittering display of days*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# OOOooohhh,
I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# yours for a tenner
pet
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# I'm a bit
finacially embarassed at the moment...couldn't we come to some sort of...arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:04, archived)
# seeing as it's you
I'm sure we can think of some way round this awkward situation.
Show us your ankle and it's yours
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# As you wish.
*lifts trouser leg*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# cor
so shapely! Here you are love, I'll wrap your day up in some crinkly wrapping paper as an extra treat.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Ribbon?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Go on then,
you've twisted my arm.
*twirls ribbon*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Ooooooh.
Shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Polished them specially
I did
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Oh oh oh
Can I have Thursday please? I've always liked Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# £20 and I'll throw in Tuesday afternoon
as a gift for a special customer
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Hmmmm
OK, do you do home delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# 'fraid not
you'll have to strap 'em to the top of your car.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)