Also from the brain of Stouffer.He was arguing with an ex, when he came out with.
'Shut up, the most intelligent thing ever to come out of your mouth is my cock.'
Genius.
('Shut up, the most intelligent thing ever to come out of your mouth is my cock.'
Genius.
supermoore: HUNG,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:30,
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i was a precocious little fucker when i was youngbut i'm still rpoud of the following exchange, which took place in my final year at comprehensive school (after i'd dropped a pen or something):
tracey: hahahahahaa
me: tracey, you're less intelligent thatn the make-up you're wearing, so shut the fuck up
tracey: i'm not wearing make-up!
me: that doesn't make me wrong.
(,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:34,
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tracey: hahahahahaa
me: tracey, you're less intelligent thatn the make-up you're wearing, so shut the fuck up
tracey: i'm not wearing make-up!
me: that doesn't make me wrong.
that is the most offensive,and at the same time, the funniest, thing I have ever heard. JESUS CHRIST.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:38,
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