Hewas`nt the only one who shed a tear when she came on...so did I...but then I was screaming ...`no please let it stop...noooo`
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:21,
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The countless hours I spent wishinghis "Cutting a lady in half" trick would go tragically wrong.
On reflection, I think he'd probably have called the trick "Attempting to cut my beast of a wife into small bits, thus freeing me and my audience from munting hell".
But that'd never fit in the Radio Times listings.
(On reflection, I think he'd probably have called the trick "Attempting to cut my beast of a wife into small bits, thus freeing me and my audience from munting hell".
But that'd never fit in the Radio Times listings.
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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