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# vaseline was invented
by rectum-raiding racoons, to help stealthificate them*

*This is entirely false. And disgusting. Don't read it.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# does
it make your ass leak as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I hope
you didn't read that.......

;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I
kept my eyes closed the whole time
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)