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# I like this kind of stuff.
I'm even nice to Jehovah's Witnesses, when they come to my door. But I think b3tists should do it. You know, go from door to door handing out pamphlets with stuff like 'Be Furtive And Repent' on them.

Can b3ta have a salvation page? please?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2002, 12:06, archived)
# I just tell them
in a reasonable tone of voice that I'm a satanist. They go away when you do that.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2002, 12:10, archived)
# yes, that would be peachy
I think it is a wonderfuly splendid idea to go spread false salvation and joy throughout unfamiliar neighborhoods like maybe a senior estates complex. We could show them an oragami box, tell them how wonderfull it is and go on and then set the box on fire, symbolizing that praising things irrelevent to what they care about is wrong, and they have been living their lives lies. it would be fun indeed... Then when we got bored we could go christmas caroling.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2002, 13:09, archived)
# maybe just a nice cup of tea
and a photoshopped penguin
(, Wed 23 Jan 2002, 16:03, archived)