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# i thought
everyone's name was dave?

actually, from my investigations into real names, most b3tans are actually called dave. this is scary
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# like me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# i'm not,
and neither is fnord or you, or freshlegs, or spacefish, or koit, or either of the 100%s. or bovine, or dr phil or tomsk or amerella or reckless rik.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# my name isn't dave either
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# beardman, backrubslut, slim, fuzzbucket, flibz, bigdave
they all are, no doubt there's more i've forgotton about
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# i think every one should be assigned
a B3ta rank/job/new name depending on name, could be funny and provide some ammusing arguments

edit:or there could be a quiz like that pirate name thing
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# 'NotCalledDave'
isn't.

But then, you wouldn't really expect him to be.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i'm not telling you
my real name*

*it's not dave
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I thought the idea of the board
was that everyone uses their real name...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Dave of woe
The only Dave i knew quit college and ran off with a 16 stone motorcycle gang member called debbie. Yes she did have a beard. No I didn't fancy her.
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Dave's not here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)