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# when flash mobs go bad
I think this would be an amusing topic for posts.

eg.

Jeruslam AD35 Easter Flash Mob.

You will need:

1 Fake beard
2 copy of torah

Instructions:

gather in the main square and pretend to be an angry rabii.

accuse somone of heresy

leave in an orderly fashion.

SHOW THIS NOTE TO NO-ONE

Or in slightly worse taste:

1989 Hillsbourgh flash mob

you will need: 1 football rattle

gather in leppings lane and find your way to the west stand.

jump up and down and wave your rattle

SHOW THIS NOTE TO NO-ONE
(ewan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# what on earth
is a flash mob?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# like santacon
only with no santa outfits or any real thing to do, other than turn up for 10 minutes and shout 'ra ra ra!'

also that circlelineparty thing at least had a party involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# random people on
t'internet organise for lots of other random people (via internet advertising) to turn up at a specified place at a specified time and something happens
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# something that got really dull
really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# flash mobs
cant believe poeple havent heard about flash mobs since they have been in the news recently and there was that link about flash mugging.

heres another one.

southern italy 71BC flash mob

you will need:

toga and sword

instructions:

gather near the headwaters of the Siler river

when asked say your name is spartacus

DO NOT GET CRUCIFIED!
(ewan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# that doesn't
answer my question, so i still don't know what they are. most of these interweb "crazes" usually pass me by though.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# woo!
a historic repost!
(dognutz, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)