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# i wanted to go on the cable cars
but the lines are huge
(You're a Superstar..., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# you have to avoid the obvious ones
take a street car down to California street and hop on it there, no waiting and the drivers are more relaxed. They stop half way up/down and talk to one another..

1st Driver: "hey. is this one the brake?"
2nd Driver: "I dunno, I never got a manual"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Good one dude!
Our operator kept ogling my girlfriend's norks.

and he smelled of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn norks.....................
ahem, erm, sorry......
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# oh not a problem...
Did I show you a piccie yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# yummy monsieur 'zilla
I'm happy for you mate.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)