i heardon the radio today that there is a pirate ship loose near south africa!
currently being persued by australian customs(?)fuck knows maybe sea police
edit: cunts! i wrote a lot more than that. bastard.
(currently being persued by australian customs(?)fuck knows maybe sea police
edit: cunts! i wrote a lot more than that. bastard.
dipdapdop,
Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52,
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I just realised you were jeff capes as in Geoff Capesbut i'd never seen you Hop i think that;s why i didn't realise earlier.
(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54,
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yerindeed
it should be geoffcapesshop but that would just be stupid.
it's a harry hill reference if you're interested - "if your name's jeff, and you want to open a shop speciallising soley in the sale of capes, don't make the mistake of calling it "jeff's cape shop"
Everyone will assume you are selling weightlifting equipment.(or budgies)
(it should be geoffcapesshop but that would just be stupid.
it's a harry hill reference if you're interested - "if your name's jeff, and you want to open a shop speciallising soley in the sale of capes, don't make the mistake of calling it "jeff's cape shop"
Everyone will assume you are selling weightlifting equipment.(or budgies)
dipdapdop,
Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57,
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theyhave a cargo of poached patagonian toothfish (or summat) and are refusing all boarding attempts. Another boat is on its way with helicopters and armed men! i hope they get away with it.
( dipdapdop,
Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55,
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in other newsa man attempting a round-the-world yacht trip has had to abandon it due to a collision with the same retired icelandic fisherman that ruined his chances last year. the collision occured when the fisherman pulled up alongside the yacht to apologise for the previous crash.
he has been fined £200
(he has been fined £200
dipdapdop,
Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59,
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