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# I heard it on the radio, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)
# In that case
does weebl really drink piss?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)
# was
he mentioned as drinking piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I thought
it was just Rolf Harris
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Yes
there was some misunderstanding on the board, to which I was aluding. I haven't actually heard the show yet.

God, banter is hard these days.......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
# sorry
I'm just pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)
#
;)

Sorry, I'm a bit squiffy. I actually managed to persuade my mates that my 10,000th b3ta post was worth going to the pub to celebrate :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
# these are indeed
worrying times
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# you
squiffy, who'd have thunk it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# hehehehe
I think the kind of people you would probably hang around with wouldn't need hardly any convincing at all to go to the pub.

Hey everyone! It's Tuesday, let's go to the pub to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# haha
I am imagining that now, worryingly I can see it being true
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)
# It's a day with a "y" in it
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# tuesdays
are no laughing matter
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# and
Madonna pissing on her athlete`s foot
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I'm really rather intrigued
as to how many athletes Madonna owns
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# argh
stop it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Im just thankful I have
his concrete chair to
protect me....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I think
she just owns the band "Athlete"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
# that could
so easily be true

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)
# eep
I think this is a more worrying thing to picture
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# bananaman
nose?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Bananaman
can.
(Vorpal Bunny, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i heard
on the radio today that there is a pirate ship loose near south africa!

currently being persued by australian customs(?)fuck knows maybe sea police

edit: cunts! i wrote a lot more than that. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# I just realised you were jeff capes as in Geoff Capes
but i'd never seen you Hop i think that;s why i didn't realise earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# yer
indeed

it should be geoffcapesshop but that would just be stupid.

it's a harry hill reference if you're interested - "if your name's jeff, and you want to open a shop speciallising soley in the sale of capes, don't make the mistake of calling it "jeff's cape shop"
Everyone will assume you are selling weightlifting equipment.(or budgies)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# they
have a cargo of poached patagonian toothfish (or summat) and are refusing all boarding attempts. Another boat is on its way with helicopters and armed men! i hope they get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# in other news
a man attempting a round-the-world yacht trip has had to abandon it due to a collision with the same retired icelandic fisherman that ruined his chances last year. the collision occured when the fisherman pulled up alongside the yacht to apologise for the previous crash.
he has been fined £200
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)