b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 1832292 (Thread)

# burn them
burn them good

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# roast chicken
actually I think I could use some of those hens to get rid of all the crumbs that seem to have accumulated in my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I bathed my keyboard recently
so hen's would just lead to disasters and possibly hijinks

mainly disasters
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Keyboard scurf has
to be the oddest collection of shite. I de-scurfed my work keyboard and nearly solved the problem of world hunger, as well as finding several haircuts' worth of clippings.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe :)
I just don't know how it gets there. The surrounding area isn't nearly as messy.

I guess it gets cleaned more often, too.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Or it's
just easier to lick your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)