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# Help! Hens live in my keyboard. I've tried a scandisk. Should I do a defrag?
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# what you need
is a very powerful hoover...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Spray it with
CockOff™
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I suspeggt fowl play
someone's cocked up your keyboard on purpose,
hens the errors.
perhaps it's an elechickal problem?
hen did this start, eggsactly?
did you try a crow bar?
let me have a crack at it, I'm an eggspert.
ah I see the problem, you never sent in the roostigration!
now yellow've to shell out a few bills.
white down the cereal number
athatch it to the form
and send it to the company in new yolk.
then it's all chicken's vagina from there!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# wow
you are the master.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# And he has an edit button
or does he?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# indeed he does
so do I. Although I don't use it quite as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# He's always 1st in
the pecking order.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Blimmy.
I think your skills have not been eggsaserated*


* that has to be my worst spelling yet
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Hello Zog
Haven't seen you round these parts for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I'm on
just not as frequently.
and hello there to you!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hello Zog!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I'm great miss meow!
how are you?
sorry the reply took so long,
I was in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I'm good :)
Had a wonderful time in the UK :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# what did you do
when where you there
how long were you there
who did you see
how was it
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# it's so tempting to answer that like dancing with mr T but
I stayed with Fnord at popt_art's for almost a week. we wandered around seeing london stuff. Then when popt_art came back, we stayed with the 100%s

Then JustHere drove me to Leeds in a mini, via Leicester to pick up Berk, where we stayed with evil pixie.

After 5 days there, we all drove to Edinburgh to stay at castle spacefish and see the festival

There were many many b3tans. I could probably name them all, but this would probably have spazzed by then.

I was there 3 weeks, it was wonderful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# burn them
burn them good

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# roast chicken
actually I think I could use some of those hens to get rid of all the crumbs that seem to have accumulated in my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I bathed my keyboard recently
so hen's would just lead to disasters and possibly hijinks

mainly disasters
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Keyboard scurf has
to be the oddest collection of shite. I de-scurfed my work keyboard and nearly solved the problem of world hunger, as well as finding several haircuts' worth of clippings.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe :)
I just don't know how it gets there. The surrounding area isn't nearly as messy.

I guess it gets cleaned more often, too.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Or it's
just easier to lick your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Thry
Norton Hen-be-gone protection suite
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)