b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 1833405 (Thread)

# Rightly
...how to dilate your arsehole to accept a beachball, over the course of two or three years.

With photos.

Featuring a fat old man.

Nurse, bring me the eye drops and the wire-wool...
(stalinism, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I've found
bleach helps too.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)