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# Is this GC?
not goatse man, but this page itself

www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html *NSFW*
(Ellis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Can someone else click that first


And give me a quick summary please.

I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# i just bit the end
of my tongue off
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# its an interview with a guy
who likes to stretch his bumhole like goatse man. With pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# it IS
goatse man
(Ellis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# i want to inform you that it isn't him
but I can't think of a way to do it without implying that I look at goatse man a lot*.

I don't, as it happens, but i've photoshopped him a couple of times, so i had to look at it while doing that
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# look at the top most picture
on the page
(Ellis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# yes.
clearly a different guy.

Edit: and I can't believe you thought I could have missed the first thing that appears when you click that link! Its not exactly something you'd fail to notice unless you were blind! eeewww!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# When I was looking at it
I sort of, looked at it, then scrolled quickly, so you know, one might miss it
(Ellis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# wow
an interview with the goatse man hahah
(with pictures)
(monkeymonkeymonkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I think I'll keep my innocent little eyes away then.
I'm surprised I didn't get any "What are we your CSECTAGMAS bitches?"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Summary:
Don't click it.

Eeew.
(Romana, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Rightly
...how to dilate your arsehole to accept a beachball, over the course of two or three years.

With photos.

Featuring a fat old man.

Nurse, bring me the eye drops and the wire-wool...
(stalinism, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I've found
bleach helps too.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# if u like cucumbers
then click. and if u want to know how to make your ass bigger. and if you like hot girls....um yeah
(--Genesis--, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# It's truly hilarious
man being interviewed about sticking things up his bum. Hasn't affected him in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# It's a french bloke
talking about how he likes to put wine bottles in his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# why why why pixelate out his cock?
edit: it's like tubgirl!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Why
do I click on these links? I'm very, very stupid sometimes.
(brave little toaster, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I've not seen that before
and impressive as fitting a globe up your arse is, I can happily not see it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# he's got the whole world
up his arse...
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# a cardboard tube and this one methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Ah
How very interesting. I hereby wish to thank the guys at CERN for giving us the Internet back in the days.
(Harry, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)