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# im POSITIVE thats what people expect to see when they click on my profile....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)
# well I don't
but then again, I've met you...

it's hilarious though :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# admit it, you thought "mullet" first time we spoke!
and if you gave the guy a haircut, it wouldnt be that far off me anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# I dunno
I think I had figured out what a mullet was by the time I started talking to you.

I can't guarantee it though.

www.ratemymullet.com/

I know this is glasscock...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# ultimate mullets!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# Sadly
tis true, wasn't surprised at all
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# its like when i went to edinburgh,
and no-one knew who I was, cos they were all expecting some 40 year old guy with a beard and a mullet....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# had no one looked at your profile?
besides, you were with moore...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)
# guess not.
a few people knew me. some of the regs that i talked to a lot, like rev dan and wildheart. and i think the fact that I was with moore meant people were giving me a wide berth....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# hahaha
:) that could well be. He's a lovely lovely person in a very cuntish way. I now understand the whole 'let's call supermoore names' campaign :)

I knew who you were.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# it all depends on how much he's drunk.
I tell you though, i havent laughed like that at a drunk since I was 14 years old....That goes down in history as one of the most memorable weekends of my life, largely due to him.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)
# hahaha
the night he wouldn't go to bed was great :)

him: "I'm going to smoke a bowl"
me: "Do you have anything to smoke?"
him: "That's a very good point."

And I know it doesn't sound very funny, but with the added hand gestures....

hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# i liked:
"Tom, gimme fags"

"I dont have any fags"

"yeah, I know, but give me some fags"

"I just told you mate, i dont have any fags"

"yeah, but i need some fags"

"well I havent got any"

"ok then"






"Tom, you got any smokes?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# yep :)
And coming downstairs and trying to go "out" into the living room to smoke his nonexistant cigarettes.

About 5 times
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# "Im not sleeping there. Im sorry, I REFUSE to sleep in the fucking bathroom"




"thats the kitchen mate..."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that was the best bit I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# yeah.
that, and him waking me up the next morning goin "alright cunt" with a big grin on his face, completely unaware of the previous nights events.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# hahahaha
I missed that bit (obviously) :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)