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# blimey
he looks a right cunt
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# he's really getting upset
so I just want to say that he's really a lovely man :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# I've resisted the urge to join in
having never met the chap

and now I was weak and I feel bad
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# nah
he's a cunt too.

It's hard to explain if you've never met him
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# hehe
I think I've got the gist
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# you should go to a bash or something
he's one of a kind
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# not that there aren't other lovely people you should meet
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# they have nice people
on the internet now?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# yeah
nice in a geeky and shy sort of a way mostly. :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# sounds delightful
where do I sign up for this internet of which you speak?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# I'll give you my phone number
and we can arrange for large sums of your money (even if you don't have any) to be transferred into my bank account.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# brilliant
and while you sat it do you have any erm...herbal augmentmentation creams... they're for a friend
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# yes of course
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# wooo hooooo
look mum I done being all technological
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# no hands?
/coat
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)
# I wish that were true...
but the sad part is, most of my friends are carbon copies of him....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# really?
even down to the paranoid not having a bank account, no picture id discordianism?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# well
apart from that. basically what im saying is my friends are cunts....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# heheheh :)
at least you have some :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# it goes like this.
MOORE=

Not a cunt


----------------15 Pints Of Carling------------


Cunt
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)