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# hey you guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# oh dear lord
I think I went to school with him...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# i think i saw him frantically running after a bus, smacking himself in the head and going "nggggggggggggggggggggg" the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# could be...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# fie
and piffle
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)
# Dear lord,
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# waddya mean?
thats a picture of supermoore.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# blimey
he looks a right cunt
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# he's really getting upset
so I just want to say that he's really a lovely man :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# I've resisted the urge to join in
having never met the chap

and now I was weak and I feel bad
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# nah
he's a cunt too.

It's hard to explain if you've never met him
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# hehe
I think I've got the gist
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# you should go to a bash or something
he's one of a kind
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# not that there aren't other lovely people you should meet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# they have nice people
on the internet now?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# yeah
nice in a geeky and shy sort of a way mostly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# sounds delightful
where do I sign up for this internet of which you speak?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# I'll give you my phone number
and we can arrange for large sums of your money (even if you don't have any) to be transferred into my bank account.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# brilliant
and while you sat it do you have any erm...herbal augmentmentation creams... they're for a friend
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# yes of course
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# wooo hooooo
look mum I done being all technological
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# no hands?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)
# I wish that were true...
but the sad part is, most of my friends are carbon copies of him....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# really?
even down to the paranoid not having a bank account, no picture id discordianism?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# well
apart from that. basically what im saying is my friends are cunts....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# heheheh :)
at least you have some :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# it goes like this.
MOORE=

Not a cunt


----------------15 Pints Of Carling------------


Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# ahahahahaha!!
that's going a bit far though... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# No
this is real:

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# who's the pickpocket
that stole my lover's pic?!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# nice teeth!
..saved for future reference..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# On second thought
He reminds me of this badass mother
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# what'd he do?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# i dunno
but from that grin i bet a sheep's involved
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# ahem:
Microsoft boss Bill Gates was photographed by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a traffic violation (details of which have been lost over time).

from:
www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gatesmug1.html
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# hehehehe
ok then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# Infected billions of computers
with the deadly "Windows" virus. Straight after performing a worldwide DOS attack.
(Indole Ring, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)
# they should have locked him up
and thrown away the key - oh hang on - if they did I'd never would had have qbasic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# is that john denver?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# that's bill gates
god himself
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# nonono
bill gates is the antichrist
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)