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# hehehehehe
if you're having trouble losing weight, may I recommend my cigarettes-and-beer diet?
..I'm nearly at the point of needing to go to hospital to sit around on a drip for three months, cos' I'm more interested in drugs and drink than food.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:18, archived)
# Im on the
Amstel light and Marlboro light diet... same alchohol 89 calories, means I can drink 3 times a much without fear of piling on the pounds... still fall down though

Yay beer
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:22, archived)
# yay indeed
except my hips and ribs are now so prominent, it's starting to limit the positions I can fuck in without causing my partner unnecessary pain.

</toomuchinformation>
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:28, archived)
# Eat
some pies... that'll cure prominent bones, cover them in comfy lard.

I on the other hand have the physique of a Roman God... Fatious Bastardius (actually im not fat at all but it seemed right)


Yes it was a bit to much info
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:34, archived)
# aaaaaahhhh
pies.

..being a vego doesn't really help though, I think it has to be meat pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:39, archived)