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# asdfds asda asdasdafsdfsdfasdaing babies!
Still not arrived. I am beginning to suspect that it might just be wind.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Do they keep calling you in like
that guy in Carry on Doctor? Just tell them to put an internet link in the waiting room, then you can stay there as long as you need.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# No,
They don't generally make you very welcome prior to 5cm dilation and regular contractions. Being induced Saturday if he doesn't make a show before them.

And Currys, yeast, sex, gin, hot baths, etc are all bullshit ways of inducing labour!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# but they sound like a great way
of inducing pregnancy
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Sounds like a beaut' night on the tiles, though.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Oh dear
Just had a vision of the pair of you in M&S, Mrs sickboy being pushed round in a trolley guzzling from a bottle of gin and resting a vindaloo on her bump.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# scarily accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# push
her down the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Arf!
Edit: Morning ted. How'd the bash go?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# hiya
mate

Not bad , bit mad in the city centre , roit police and yobs , horses , helicopter the lot !
Had a laugh though , I posted some pics last night and Number 6s are here
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Sweet.
Sounds like a regular night out in Liverpool after a local derby. The reds were pissed cos they won, the blues cos they lost, and the whites because they're Tranmere. Checking out the pics now.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I recognise you, Mark
and, I think, ChaosTime, but who is this

www.stuffinmyhead.com/b3ta/Liverpool_30082003/pages/05_jpg.htm

and this

www.stuffinmyhead.com/b3ta/Liverpool_30082003/pages/08_jpg.htm

/nosey
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Chaostimes
mate Dave and Marks mate Katherine
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)