Woo!
I have just seen a preview for the next LOTR film and I am moist.
/sad twat
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47,
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/sad twat
well
Legolas is a very attractive elf and has quite the same effect on me.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49,
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I'm sorry
but Orlando Bloom = very attractive man.
And equally lovely as rugged pirate or slightly effeminate elf.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53,
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And equally lovely as rugged pirate or slightly effeminate elf.
I'm usually straight.
But I'd fuck the arse of him quicker than you can say "buttocks".
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56,
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Oh come on
everyone fancies Legolas. Even I did, whereas Orlando Bloom in real life (and even in Pirates of the Carribean) does nothing for me.
Mind you in PotC he was standing next to Johnny Depp who was just being a trillion-megawatt sex-appeal explosion. *dribbles slightly*
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53,
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Mind you in PotC he was standing next to Johnny Depp who was just being a trillion-megawatt sex-appeal explosion. *dribbles slightly*
gosh
i couldn't decide between the two!
So obviously both. At the same time.
And maybe Seth Green too.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56,
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So obviously both. At the same time.
And maybe Seth Green too.
i think
i would let them decide amongst themselves. I'm quite easy going really.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59,
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I can agree with Johnny Depp...
I'd turn for him, definitely
but the shock was less at Legolas being attractive, and more at young miss Lora telling us about going moist - no shame, these youngsters!
/dirtyoldman
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58,
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but the shock was less at Legolas being attractive, and more at young miss Lora telling us about going moist - no shame, these youngsters!
/dirtyoldman
dirty old man is right!
obviously it was said in the most innocent way..
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00,
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I should think so
especially after your reply to Baz...
I'm beginning to think of you in a whole new light - and it's frankly scarifying!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03,
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I'm beginning to think of you in a whole new light - and it's frankly scarifying!
don't you worry
back to my lovely all girls school soon, where obviously we are all on best behaviour ;)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05,
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urgh No
dressed like girls and talking poncy shite... no.
Seth Green, though. Lora has a point there.
And also Jude Law. I always knew he was a bastard. He has that look.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08,
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Seth Green, though. Lora has a point there.
And also Jude Law. I always knew he was a bastard. He has that look.
but i think
we all would regardless. I quite liked his plasticy look in AI.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11,
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other films he looks a bit of a twat
in that one he did look ok - one of the few bits of the film that did look ok!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12,
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Ah well..
I spose I'll just have to keep them entertained myself then..
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03,
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Hmmmmmm
Okay....
I'm vaguelly sensing that we might have different tastes ;)
Do you like Rutger and those kind of men?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16,
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I'm vaguelly sensing that we might have different tastes ;)
Do you like Rutger and those kind of men?